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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Votes: | 4063 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?