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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 744 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.