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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3489 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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