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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8166 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 541 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
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