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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
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