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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1608 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.