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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6668 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2913 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.