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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 605 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
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