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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4477 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8961 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.