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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8932 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 298 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Farms Harvested: | 563 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.