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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4937 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.