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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5138 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Emeralds Found: | 5485 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.