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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5974 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4743 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
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