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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4073 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1504 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2282 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3099 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
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