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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3979 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
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