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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8097 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.