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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2449 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3568 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 1712 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.