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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5692 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.