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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7316 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 3795 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.