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Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
New Chunks Explored: 80906 Potions Brewed: 191

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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