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Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1868
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	4646

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	713
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363496
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4173	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	258985	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5629	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15