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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7863 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!