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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5126 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!