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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1460 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!