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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7529 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!