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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4449 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Magic Items Found: | 4653 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!