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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 435 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!