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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6050 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Yo, so like, if you’re tired of eating those nasty vegetables but you still wanna be healthy or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have a secret garden in the game where you can grow all the pixelated veggies your heart desires. And get this, if you eat enough virtual veggies in the game, you’ll start craving real ones in real life! It’s like magic or something, I don’t know how it works, but trust me, it’s legit.
Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and start chomping down on those virtual veggies. Your body will thank you, or maybe it won’t, who knows? Just do it, okay? Trust me, I’m a professional vegetable eater.
