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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 7842 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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