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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8098 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
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so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.