Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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