VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	903822	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Votes:	6131
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5555
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Potions Brewed:	85

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6066	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Spears Created:	20

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	255
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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