VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	4593
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

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Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

play.harlonserver.net

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

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The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7033	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	8349
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

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Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	3548	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	3367
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	219
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1288
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

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Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

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