VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Star Shards Collected:	281	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	363263	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	7664
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3209
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751