VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	5326
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	124

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	4585	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	1959
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz