VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8004
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Valhallus

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Farms Harvested:	133	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk

LastOfUsSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crops Grown:	8766	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

108.166.163.133

VentruTech

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6222	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Votes:	4638
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

VentruTech.net

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7779
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

mc.kraftkings.com

New Era City

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4044

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8564
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1751
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	682484	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4777	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ores Mined:	6994
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5691
Dimension Hops:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20