VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	431
Players Killed by Monsters:	6334	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4952	Farms Harvested:	828
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	1303
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crops Grown:	4291	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2433	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	5913
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	412

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Void Gems Collected:	22

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	523570
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	2052	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6752

mc.miragecraft.net