VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Corruptioncraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Emeralds Found:	2380
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Come join are brand new server we have the best staff the server is a work in progress but we also have Are own Custom Biomes Wither Are REALLLY awesome so come join corruptioncraft.mcserver.ws

corruptioncraft.mcserver.ws

DestinyPVP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9503
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2208
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10

You have conquered hundreds of other servers…Your faction ruling them all. Everyone looking up to you in terror. Now there is one server left to conquer. A unique one. One with different weapons, with armor abilities, with features some servers have never even heard of. The time has come to create your own destiny, and leave your mark in history.

DestinyPVP is a new type of Faction server. Instead of using the generic vanilla minecraft mechanics and weapons, we use custom weapons and armor to give PVP a whole new feeling. We pride ourselves on being unique, and that is what we intend on being. We have friendly staff and a kind community. The best part is, we are able to provide all with NO LAG!

172.245.31.221

AirPlay

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

/Towny/PvP/Loot

178.20.170.146

DodgyCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

198.20.99.66

Down Under Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

64.74.111.77:25570

Fieldcraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

serveur.fieldcraft.fr

Buid-Hive – The Walls

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	126

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

server.the-walls.de

VumCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

VumCraft

85.236.100.202:30165

COBEL

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

cobel.pl

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

kotobaminers.org

Zapple Nation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	24168
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

108.166.172.49

Worldofemilys Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

192.211.53.46

CraftCity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

smp.mcblockaholics.com

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6434
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

TheSkyCraftiers.epicgamer.org

Just2Play

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

193.84.64.113