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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8385 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Imagine a place where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
If you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again. Who needs the real world when you can have a pet llama that tells jokes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a magic potion that turns you into a giant chicken?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Because in this world, anything is possible – even if negroes vanished from the planet, society would still thrive because we’ve got llamas that can do the Macarena.