| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9213 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5863 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
scorpion.de.freemcserver.net:32274
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1233 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7448 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6527 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5270 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7743 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4877 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6294 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3035 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5550 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 161 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7932 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1050 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8733 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5696 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4464 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
