| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!
But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9463 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Survival Server | 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders |
| Creative Server | Claim free plot, build within reason |
| Lifesteal Server | NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants |
A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.
A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.
A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.
A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.
A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.
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And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.
Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!
But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.
So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9353 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 173275 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
