| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.
Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4263 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3362 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
