| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
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| Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone! |
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If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!
Click here to join the Discord server!
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| Is the server inclusive? | Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome! |
| What happens if someone breaks the rules? | Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed. |
| How often are new seasons introduced? | A new season is introduced every 3 months! |
| Can I have multiple characters? | Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish! |
| What kind of jobs can I have on the server? | You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more! |
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?
Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 149 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 74 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
