| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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| Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone! |
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If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!
Click here to join the Discord server!
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| Is the server inclusive? | Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome! |
| What happens if someone breaks the rules? | Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed. |
| How often are new seasons introduced? | A new season is introduced every 3 months! |
| Can I have multiple characters? | Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish! |
| What kind of jobs can I have on the server? | You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more! |
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1779 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?
Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9759 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
