Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	528	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	120504
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3723	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2831
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4023
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4315	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6239
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.