Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	8602
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	3275	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

– Java & Bedrock support – Versions 1.8 – latest – Custom pickaxes – Custom progressive pickaxe levelling and exp system – Custom enchants – Custom backpacks – Custom tokens & tokenshop – 26 regular mines & 6 donator mines – Personal and global sell boosters – Much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.