Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!
But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.
So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2799 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
