Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3128 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 783 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5110 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 653 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
