Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
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| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4346 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7193 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 456 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.
plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.
so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.
That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 928 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7160 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
