Valkycraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	554	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Star Shards Collected:	258
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8388	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	78176	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4849	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9